“Time has passed James Bond by,” said Brosnan. “We need to modernise the figure. He is too British. Well, I am Irish actually and I used to play him, but you get the point. Time for a foreigner to do the part. Bond is also too male. We need a smart female 007. Not to mention Bond is too white. Casting a black person should cure that.”
Brosnan continued: “If M can be played by a woman why can’t 007 be played by a black?”
M is the boss of James Bond in the movie series.
“Finally Bond is too heterosexual. We need a LGBT person, or someone who bends both ways, if you get my drift,” Brosnan said. ”Whoopi Goldberg is a lesbian or at least she looks like one, so she is perfect.”“I would be delighted to play James Bond,” said Whoopi Goldberg. “It will be a blow to male chauvinism. The old Bond was a man-pig. There will still be pretty ladies and seduction when I play Bond, but all girl-on-girl.”
“There will be some other changes,” Goldberg said. “Due to my anti-gun political convictions I will not fight or handle weapons in the movie, but rely on verbal arguments and stern looks to win the bad guys over.”
“Also, to be a better role model, my James Bond will not drink Martini. From now on it is ecological orange juice with no artificial additives.”
Asked if the bad guys also would be women in the new movie, Goldberg said: “Absolutely not. That would be a sexist stereotype. The villains will be white men. Or maybe Chinese or Korean men at a stretch.”
Asked by journalists about why he is no longer Bond, Brosnan said: “I am not at all bitter about getting fired as James Bond. And no, I am not trying to make my successor Daniel Craig lose his job.”